My laugh for the day ...

It's Peanut Butter Jelly Time!

Please dial 411.

A couple of things ...

A. Just because my office is on the first floor and close to the entrance of the building, does not mean I know every company or person who offices in the building! This is a 20-story building in the middle of the Galleria area. People pop into my office all day, everyday to ask me if I know what company so-and-so works for in this building? ... and ... do I know what floor such-and-such company is on? ... and ... do I know so-and-so? Granted, the name of the company I work for is printed in huge 12" block letters on the wall. If you're not looking for someone in this office, what in the heck makes you think I would know them or who they work for? The directory listing for every office in this building is posted in a big marque right in front of the entrance doorway, just like in most office buildings. Go look there!

B. If you call me, and I tell you that you have the wrong phone number, that does not mean that I know how to find this random person you are looking for! Believe it or not, this happens daily as well.

Come on people. Of course I have to be courteous because that's a requirement of my position and I'm just a nice person, but please stop asking such ridiculous questions. You're scaring me.

Time Travel Fund? Are you serious?

This one takes the cake...

The Time Travel Fund

Let the Bachelor Betting begin!

YES! You had to know this was coming ... It's time for the Bachelor Betting Pool! If you want to join, you have to call to let us know and have your 15 picks in before the show airs at 8 pm tonight. It's only $20 to get in and I think the pot is currently up to $240 ... SO HURRY UP AND GIVE ME A CALL!

If you don't have money to put in, that's ok, you can still play The Bachelor Rose Cermony Game for free and win prizes from ABC. But again, you have to get your picks in before the first episode begins tonight! Come join the HoustonHotties (you have to register and be logged in to connect to the link) and have fun. Once you're logged in, do a search for the group name.

This season's Bachelor is going to start off a little differently with several twists. First of all, there are two bachelor's, Byron & Jay, that the ladies will get a chance to choose from in the first episode. Secondly, instead of the young hunks that we are used to, these guys are both 40. Not that 40 is too old, but I have a rule about dating older men ... "If you're that old and you're still not married, you're single for a reason." I'm sure that rule will change as I get older myself, but for now, that's the rule. So I'm excited to see how this one turns out.

Let the game begin!

Desktop Star Wars

CLICK HERE This is just about the funniest thing I've seen in a while. How pitiful my world is that it takes so little to entertain me.

Reality TV Junkie

If there were a support group for Reality TV Junkies, I'd be the president of it. It's bad, I know. I just can't get enough of it, no matter how controversial, repetitive, or just plain stupid they are. Aside from That 70's Show, all I watch is reality shows. I think part of the problem is that I've actually known about a dozen different people that have competed in different ones. Off the top of my head: Bachelorette, Bachelor, For Love Or Money, High School Reunion (Trevor & Amanda). That's how I got hooked.

One of my favs is coming on tonight, The Player. Now, I admit, this one really takes the cake on silliness. But I think that's why I like it so much. Some of these guys actually remind me of guys right here in Houston that I really know (I'm almost ashamed to admit that one).

So, Dawn is going on a private date with Acie and he happens to be from Houston (In the words of a close acquaintance ... "Shoker!"). Dawn and "her girls" (this one is exceptionally scandalous) were on 104 KRBE this morning doing an interview. Dawn talked about her trip here and couldn't remember the names of any of the places she went except for eating dinner at Mark's. Is Houston that unforgettable?

Anyway, I'm all psyched to see Houston's debut on The Player tonight and the "supposed" twist at the end of this silly series.

Horoscopes freak me out!

So, I get these daily horoscopes on Yahoo. Sometimes they are so dead on, it freaks me out. For example:

A dream you had last night will stick with you all day. Examine its meaning.

And another one read:

It's too late to make any last-minute adjustments at this point. Your unmistakable style is writ large all over this thing. Besides, if you really think about it, you'll realize that you want to flaunt it, not hide it. Circumstances dictate that strength of character takes you through this with flying colors. Stick with your original plan and wave at all your fans.

Now, I know for the most part, horoscopes are written in a very general format so that anyone of any zodiac sign can pick some current experience out of your life and make it apply to you. But these are really freaky, if you know what's going on in my life right now and what I dreamt about last night. Patience ... I'll explain soon.