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Tuesday, July 26, 2005

Stay down here with the cockroaches ...

Well, I was going to talk about the Discovery Liftoff today, but I had a conversation with Lunch Friend over IM that was so much more deserving of publication. We started off talking about the liftoff of course …

Lunch Friend: What do you think about the space program?
Sweet Reagan: why
Lunch Friend: my fucking friend, Sarah, just told me she thinks we spend far too much on the space program
Lunch Friend: SHE’S FUCKING NUTS
Sweet Reagan: oh
Sweet Reagan: yea, tell her she's dumb
Lunch Friend: I FUCKING WILL
Sweet Reagan: does she realize the earth is going to die one day
Lunch Friend: I don't think so
Sweet Reagan: dummy
Sweet Reagan: we'll leave her down here with all the cockroaches then
Lunch Friend: and I don't think she realizes how her everyday life and luxuries are products and bi-products of space technology and exploration


Then the conversation moved on. Ladies, you are going to love this! FYI, “Lunch Friend” is one of the most intellectual men I know, absolutely brilliant!

Lunch Friend: Well....it is interesting...I've had an on-going debate with some close friends...
Lunch Friend: about....
Lunch Friend: well, they believe that women are "naturally" inferior
Sweet Reagan: who are these idiots?
Lunch Friend: I myself, of course, argue against them
Lunch Friend: I can't give names
Sweet Reagan: you are a brilliant man
Lunch Friend: for several years now, I've been the butt of their jokes...."sensitive, women's lib" man
Lunch Friend: they truly believe that a woman's biological make up will never allow her to be equal to men
Lunch Friend: they believe that a woman's "emotional" nature....makes them completely irrational, and unable to make the right decisions
Lunch Friend: what do you think of that Sweet Reagan
Lunch Friend: well...as far as I'm concerned....
Lunch Friend: I've always argued that women are in fact equal, and in this day and age are probably the ones who will foster progress
Lunch Friend: I embrace the idea of a woman president
Sweet Reagan: that is a completely asinine and ignorant thought process and i can prove that it can be equally true for men
Lunch Friend: YES
Lunch Friend: I KNOW
Lunch Friend: and GO FOR IT
Sweet Reagan: in fact most of road rage is carried out by MEN!
Lunch Friend: right
Sweet Reagan: completely emotional
Sweet Reagan: it's just a matter of what context you use it
Lunch Friend: right
Lunch Friend: well....they argue....
Lunch Friend: that women's sensitivity can be a hindrance to proper military action
Lunch Friend: this by the way
Lunch Friend: is an argument I've had with several different groups of guys
Lunch Friend: for YEARS
Lunch Friend: and until recently, I had only one guy friend who had my back
Lunch Friend: NOW HE believes women are inferior
Sweet Reagan: he's probably some poor schlub who just got his heart mangled
Lunch Friend: and all because he has to justify getting dumped by his "ONE" true love...
Sweet Reagan: HA!
Lunch Friend: hence....your argument stands
Lunch Friend: and men will make bad decisions because of their emotion
Sweet Reagan: yes
Lunch Friend: but....whatever...
Lunch Friend: I'll tell you what a woman has that men don't...
Lunch Friend: where I think they strengths lie the most
Lunch Friend: I believe that their compassion is a key to global trade agreements and foreign policy
Lunch Friend: and as far as WAR goes
Lunch Friend: a woman will throw herself into a volcano for something she loves
Lunch Friend: why not her OWN COUNTRY
Lunch Friend: LIKE HER OWN CHILD
Lunch Friend: while us men, think we have all the answers....stroking our cocks, and chasing tail all day long
Sweet Reagan: lol, you keep typing
Sweet Reagan: that's funny stuff
Lunch Friend: We only have one thing going for us....that we help populate...
Lunch Friend: but then again, there is always a daunting "over-population" issue
Lunch Friend: and if we men truly had it our way.....WE'D be impregnating just about everything we could....BUT, a woman usually keeps us from doing that
Lunch Friend: and if we are doing it, it is behind their backs
Lunch Friend: because we know in our "hearts" it is wrong
Lunch Friend: STILL, it is a woman we are chasing anyway
Lunch Friend: isn't it guys?
Lunch Friend: I mean, when are you NOT thinking about some woman, somewhere?
Lunch Friend: and if you say you aren't....
Lunch Friend: YOU’RE A FUCKING DOG LIAR
Lunch Friend: Women are the future
Lunch Friend: they are the most detrimental "Asset"...no pun intended
Lunch Friend: we are a patriarchal society, built on an illusion...
Lunch Friend: we have programmed ourselves, including some women, into to believing that MEN are the only ones who can make things happen
Lunch Friend: and change
Lunch Friend: the world
Lunch Friend: BUT WHAT HAVE WE DONE RECENTLY
Lunch Friend: BUT WAR
Lunch Friend: FIGHT
Lunch Friend: LIKE SCHOOLBOYS
Lunch Friend: FOR PRIDEFUL REASONS
Lunch Friend: Anyway
Lunch Friend: how's that for a rant
Lunch Friend: Basically, to say that women are inferior
Lunch Friend: is a grave mistake
Sweet Reagan: geez, you are definitely going on the website today buddy


And this is why “Lunch Friend” is my best friend in the whole world!

11 Comments:

At Tuesday, July 26, 2005 1:03:00 PM, Blogger Bryan Peters said...

Women are inferior, if you believe in survival of the fittest (i do). The only reason women are still around is that there's a biological need to stick our **** in them. Women are genetically inferior; that's a fact. They are weaker, smaller, and too docile. The reason humans have dominated the earth is because of man. And that's also why the earth will eventually be ruined.

You can't argue this with "what if women ruled the world", because they wouldn't. The world wouldn't be ruled. It would be passively enjoyed, and the global population would be around 1 million because the feminine psyche doesn't possess the "divide and conquer" trait.

 
At Tuesday, July 26, 2005 1:39:00 PM, Blogger lfc said...

i might get a LOT of sh*t for this... but i too feel that women are inferior (mainly physically, but partly genetically). i hate that word, but i feel that this is how we're made.

do i think a woman can be president? yes. do i think a woman can make more than a man? yes. do i think a woman can be in the army? duh.

however, our emotions do get in the way sometimes, which is what keeps us from rising CONSISTENTLY above men. why is it that it is usually a man that sits in a ceo position? why is it that a man is always the president? why is it that men are the majority in the army?

sure, you have some amazing women that beat the odds and climb to the top. and sure, more and more are doing it every day. but not in our lifetime, or our kids, or even our grandkids, will we see women become the majority leaders or the majority of the breadwinners.

women were made to procreate, to nurture, and we like it that way. i don't think it's a bad thing that life is this way. i don't care if i'll never make as much as the man next to me - i would rather be a woman, emotions and all, than a man any day.

now, i don't think it's right for people to discriminate based on whether you're male or female. if a woman is just as qualified as a man, then it should be an equal race.

but when it comes to survival of the fittest, and i mean if we were stripped down to our skivvies and told to survive, most men would beat out most women every day.

 
At Tuesday, July 26, 2005 1:45:00 PM, Blogger lfc said...

and for the record, since bryan and i seem to agree on this issue, we have a very equal marriage in which both of us have jobs, both of us have household chores, and both of us have equal say in our finances and other affairs.
i believe in bryan being the head of the house, the spiritual leader, and the protector.
i believe in me being the event planner, the money spender, and the moody b*tch.
so there. :)

 
At Tuesday, July 26, 2005 1:51:00 PM, Blogger My Life N Motion said...

Sarah, definitely not the comment I expected from you. You'd be surprised what your body and mind can accomplish when it's forced to respond and re-adjust. I'm sad to see that you've been so conditioned. Because what you're describing is centuries of conditioning to think that you can't rise above a man. Women are doing it everyday by the millions! You've just managed to minimize years of progress.

It's not you can't, it's you don't want to. Because you are comfortable where you are.

 
At Tuesday, July 26, 2005 2:36:00 PM, Blogger Bryan Peters said...

I base my "women are inferior" only in regards to physical traits (hormones included). I don't know one girl that could take me in a fight. But I can list a LOT of girls that get me to do whatever they want by batting their eyes and puckering their lips.

Sarah's got this figured out. Every night she'll rub up on me and sweetly ask for a glass of water, and I'll walk down three stories to get it for her. In our relationship, she has all the power.

 
At Tuesday, July 26, 2005 3:27:00 PM, Blogger Wozzy Bear said...

Wow, very interesting age-old discussion you've got going here.

Personally, I agree most with what "Fefa' has said, in that both women and men are superior to the other in certain aspects of life and survival. It really depends how you look at it, but they both have dominant physical and mental characteristics over the other.

And while I think Lunch Friend makes a good point in saying that women are just as capable as men, I think you contradict yourself a bit.

You say it's wrong to believe that men are superior to women, but you go on to say that "women are winning" and "all species are created equal." Those are two conflicting statements.

Which one one is it? Are women winning and thus superior to men, or are all species created equal.

Nevertheless...Great discussion topic..

 
At Tuesday, July 26, 2005 3:31:00 PM, Blogger Wozzy Bear said...

Oh, and one more quick comment. Along the line of what Bryan Peters said. Personally, I could give my girlfriend an absolute pounding physically, and there's nothing she can do to stop it. It's a matter of sheer physical dominance. I'm 5 ft. 11 - 200 lbs. and she's 5 ft. 4 - 100 lbs. It's just not fair.

However, she can smile at me and whine just a little bit, and I absolutely meltdwon and cater to any wish she pleases. So in that sense, she owns me.

So each sex has its powers over the other. I think when you meet the right person for you, it all balances out, and a successful relationship blossoms.

 
At Tuesday, July 26, 2005 3:41:00 PM, Blogger My Life N Motion said...

yes, i agree with most of what fe says too. i can always count on her to be so articulate.

and great point woozy. to clarify, the whole point of the post was to debate that women are NOT inferior (as opposed to either sex being superior than the other, which is not my intent or belief). i think women are winning not because they are superior, (because again, i don't believe they are) but because they are overcoming previous oppressions by males and will (hopefully in my lifetime) exceed all of our expectations.

thanks to everyone who had comments. you made the day go by faster!

 
At Tuesday, July 26, 2005 4:10:00 PM, Blogger Wozzy Bear said...

Gotcha....That makes more sense...

Tis quittin time...

 
At Tuesday, July 26, 2005 7:14:00 PM, Blogger lfc said...

well said fe. yeah, i um, MEANT to say that. and i really did mean more physically than anything. except for those women on the ms. olympia challenge. one of those chicks could squash bryan with her pinkie finger.

fe, get a freakin' blog already and enlighten us some more! except people can't get the full effect unless speaking to you personally... _ _ _ _-shaw... ;)

 
At Wednesday, July 27, 2005 2:20:00 PM, Blogger lfc said...

she won't. she'd rather post little sarcastic remarks on everyone else's blogs rather than take responsibility for her own... big fat felicia sucks.

 

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